LETS TALK: Stupid shit people say about your boobs!

The stupidest things you’ve heard people say abut bras for big boobgs….
Having big boobs is not a walk in the park…we come across a different set of issues every week whether it has to do with your clothes, the style of the bra, playing sport, swimming ….the list is endless. Now I know I'm not the only one who complains out loud some times and the remarks you get back are just absurd ! People with smaller busts, sales assistants, family members, friends or even MEN will make assumptions and provide solutions. And while I’m sure we all appreciate the help… the advise is absolutely bizarre and in my experience, these people will never accept that they are wrong! 
This brings me to todays blog post….The most bizarre things Ive heard in my lifetime of having H cup boobs and owning a bra business. Prepare for a laugh sis. 
"Just don’t wear a bra “
Its actually a joke how many times I’ve heard this. Im starting to think people don’t understand the law of gravity to be honest. There is a huge difference between fake boobs and natural big boobs and while having large fake boobs means you can just about do anything without a bra and look fine, this is really not the case with natural boobs. I can’t just walk into a store and buy a backless top or dress without remembering, I can’t not wear a bra with this. Back it goes *sigh*
And therefore: Big boobs + gravity does not = upright perky tiddies… 
“Wow, you must be like a DD!”
Everyone loves this guessing game..especially the guys. DD has long been the size that 90% of stores stop at. It's considered huge and thought to be the end of the sizing chart when it comes to bras and boobs. Now I don’t expect people to know the sizing spectrum of bras and be able to guess my size accurately. But 100% of the time, these comments come by surprise and unasked for and you start to feel weird and not normal when your actually a H cup but everyones acting like DD is f**king huge!
“Trust me babe, the measuring tape says your an F cup”
Getting fitted in bra stores is hopeless..Unless your getting fitted at Brava or Storm in a D cup or somewhere else that stocks big sizes and specialise in them, there’s no point. The last time I ever got fitted at a store *cough* bras n things *cough* I had finally had enough. The lady measured my bust to be a 10F. Now, let me just add, the reason I went to get properly fitted in the first place was because I was busting out of my 10F cups! I honestly laughed in her face.. what an absolute joke of an experience. Anyway so I let her do her thing and give me bras to try on. No surprise none fit and we ended up trying on the largest bra they had in a G cup which was literal beige material, thick thick straps, full coverage, no padded and embroidered florals… This still didn’t fit me and she looked like she wanted to laugh. I refused to take it even though I was desperate. If you have big boobs I think you can relate when I say sometimes bra shopping makes you want to burst out in to tears and wish you never had big boobs! So no babe, I don’t trust you and your measuring tape that doesn’t go past an F cup. 
"You just need a padded bra, it gives you more support.”
This one Ive heard way too many times. And the jokes on YOU! If you have smaller boobs, a padded bra might suit you gina. But the way bras are made in larger cup sizes..padded or non padded if its in the CORRECT SIZE will be just as supportive. 
"Small bands and big busts aren’t a thing."
Uhmm... Yes they are. PLUS size girls are not the only girls who have big boobs… And I'm not a violent person but you need a slap for saying that. 
“Thats way too big, Im happy with mine”
Yeah thanks, that was a major compliment..NOT. If your happy with yours, Im really honestly happy for you. But don’t insult someone else who has to live everyday with “way too big” boobs. 
“Why would you want to make them look bigger”
I get this a lot when I go out to events or even in general conversation talking about being able to find nicer bras. People , especially the older generation don’t seem to understand that just because their big, doesn’t mean they have to be put away and hidden in an old nana bra and oversized t shirt. I spent way too many years trying to cover them up with clothes too big. If you’ve got them, flaunt them. Having great cleavage makes you feel good! Having a nice supportive bra underneath that compliments the shape of your boobs for a particular outfit is even better. Don’t listen to anyone who tells you its “too much”. And as the great philosopher said, aka Drake, “ Your showing off, but its alright, this is your life” CAN I GET AN AMEN?
If you have any wild stories or funny statements people have made about your boobs, comment down below …its nothing if not funny!

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